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by Kate
I honestly thought “For a good time, call ___” style graffiti was a modern-world phenomenon.
When Mount Vesuvius erupted in 79 AD, it buried the city of Pompeii under a blanket of ash. This preserved the homes and artifacts of the Pompeian people for thousands of years, until archaeologists began excavating the site.
In addition to the structures and pots uncovered, archaeologists also found carvings in the stone walls etched by the citizens of Pompeii. To my delight, the people of Pompeii left behind some filthy, scandalous graffiti! in mass quantities! As one nameless citizen said, etched into a column of the basilica: “O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.”
The Pompeians declared their love and announced their presence in the same ways we still deface public property with our signature and proclamations.
Marcus loves Spendusa
Rufus loves Cornelia Hele
Publius Cornicius Restitutus stood right here with his brother
Gaius Pumidius Dipilus was here on October 3rd 78 BC.
Pompeii also had its share of helpful graffiti, pointing you toward the best prostitutes.
I.10.4 (near the rear entrance vestibule of the House of Menander):
“At Nuceria, look for Novellia Primigenia near the Roman gate in the prostitute’s district”
I posted some of the most scandalous early graffiti below, with pictures of the walls and structures where the etchings appear. You can find a list of more ancient graffiti here.

(House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door)
“Secundus defecated here” three times on one wall

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare)
“I screwed a lot of girls here”

VIII.7.6 (Inn of the Muledrivers; left of the door)
“We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot”

V.5.3 (barracks of the Julian-Claudian gladiators; column in the peristyle)
“Celadus the Thracian gladiator is the delight of all the girls”
“Antiochus hung out here with his girlfriend Cithera”

Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio
“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!”
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